Dante's Inferno

I mean seriously, it's one thing to let Darksiders take the mythological turn, sending a vengeful god to earth, killing and slaughtering anything that'll allow him to break, but to allow a guy to go straight through the 9 levels of hell to rescue a woman (SPOILER ALERT!!!) WHO DOESN'T EVEN FALL FOR THE GUY!!! For the past year I've seen SOOO many different trailers and previews for this game and it's the kind where it looks decent to play, just to end up tearing your room apart in disapointment when you kill the boss with a couple of swings from your flimsy looking scythe that has the power to knock a giant flat on his ass by pounding on his big toe for 20 minutes.

But then it gets better (SARCASM!!!) as they try to bring in amix between prototype's abuse towards killing someone and inFamous's moral choice system, when you pass by a soul whose famous to the world you get to do 1 of 2 things, either slice them up like fine chopped ham or send them up and out of hell by playingmusic for a few chords. Then again as you get 2 choices when fang enemies you can either slice and completely decapitate them (bad) or kill them through the words and works of God (good)...i think i'd prefer the bad way go out if i were the soul, i'm already in hell, why do i need the lecture from God now?

So my advice to anybody reading this (which i doubt is much seeing as i'm doing this for a porn site and i doubt ANYBODY gets to this part) stop buying games altogether until God of War 3 comes out, that way you have something to play with (besides yourselves) and have something to actually look forward to.

I give this game C+. Not even worth playing.

~Negi~