Ok so obviously the last porno I watched for XCritic was pretty awful. But the 5 that I was recently sent should all be pretty damn awesome. This makes it extremely difficult to choose which one to watch first so I’m going to leave it up to you.

1. Frisk Me starring Madison Young, Syd Blackovich, and Satine Phoenix. All of which are totally drool worthy!
Description:
We are under surveillance. And it’s so terrifying that it becomes… titillating. Step into a fantasy world where hand-cuffs and interrogation are simply foreplay. Where night sticks become sex toys, where Orwellian policing becomes protocol and a window for voyeuristic desires to be satiated. Where TSA agents do cavity searches that will have you screaming out in orgasms and begging the words “Frisk Me.” We are reclaiming terror and cultivating pleasure with anal orgasms, female ejaculation, blow jobs, hot dripping wet sex, and BDSM. So what are you waiting for? Aren’t you going to Frisk Me?

2. Speakeasy starring Billy Castro, Dallas Fivestar, Lorelei Lee, and Jiz Lee.
Description:
Detective Billy Castro descends into the world of porn noir as he investigates an underground queer club filled with handsome transmen and femme fatales. While on a stakeout, the private dick witnesses Jiz Lee and Dallas Fivestar perform passionate suspension with ejaculation, as well as the bartenders tending to each other. After fighting for a chance to dance with the lovely Lorelei Lee, our gumshoe gets more than a mambo during their table-top tryst. Shot on location in an actual speakeasy bar, award-winning director Courtney Trouble worked with videographer Morty Diamond to capture the feel of the 1940s, as well as the queer fetish and fearlessness of our own era.

Courtney Trouble’s “Speakeasy” Trailer! from Courtney Trouble on Vimeo.

3. Mandy Candy starring Mandy Morbid and Kimberly Kane.
Description:
Ever been so close to Mandy Morbid you could taste candy?  In this trip, you’ll witness her true sexual appetite.  From the dirty streets of Hollywood to fancy hotels in Beverly Hills, Mandy picks up desperate little runways and orders up sex like room service.  See Mandy exploited just the way she likes it, by award-winning fuck director Kimberly Kane, who demands the nastiest sex acts be carried out with no hesitation. How deprived can Mandy get? Just put this candy in your mouth and SUCK.

4. Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out! starring Tina Horn who may just have one of the best asses ever and also starring a bunch of people I’ve never heard of, but who look fucking hot.
Description:
Reality porn is coming out of the closet in this first ever gonzo queer film. Award-winning director Courtney Trouble invites 7 diverse, fresh-faced performers to a kinky slumber-party for fun and games… only tonight there are no rules, no limits and no bedtime! The amateur cast picks their own partners, their own sex toys and their own ways of getting off. Spin the Bottle inspires an unscripted fuck-fest and first-time fantasies come true during a Truth or Dare strap-on sex scene. With honest video confessions, authentic orgasms and natural bodies, Seven Minutes in Heaven is the real queer deal.

5. Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality starring Dylan Ryan, Tina Horn, and Aiden Starr.
Description:
Discover the fluidity of sexuality. Part documentary, part pornography, this film from award-winning director Madison Young is more than the sum of its parts. These women are deconstructing words and labels to define sexuality on their own terms. During in depth interviews, Dylan Ryan, Aiden Starr, Tina Horn and Amber Keen discuss their personal journeys into the world of queer, bisexual and pansexual identities. Sex scenes then allow them to fulfill their fantasies and create intimate connections with men and women. They give it and get it the way they want it; with hot threesomes, delicious blow jobs, female ejaculation on the roof top and a circle jerk in the kitchen. With its courageous, creative and carnal cast, Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality will stimulate you both sexually and intellectually.

Every day, Holly dreaded going to work. It seemed like it was the same thing over and over and the redundancy was getting old. Once in a while, exciting things happened at work that made the days more tolerable, but all in all, every work day was an immediate copy of the last....

As she dresses for the day, Holly watches herself in the full-length mirror in her bedroom. Imagining that the mirror is an audience, she decides to make a show out of what is normally her daily routine. Sitting on the edge of the bed, she pulls one stocking over her toes and enticingly pulls the sheer material up her calf and over her knee, lifting her leg into the air. As she pulls the fabric tight, she continues running her hands down her thigh. Still watching intently in the mirror, Holly turns to face her reflection. With only her stockings and bra on, she spreads her legs in front of the mirror so she can see her own slit hiding in the darkness of her thighs. Glancing upward, she sees her exceptionally large mounds of soft flesh overwhelming her lacy bra. A smile dances on her lips as she feels pride for her breasts, knowing that many of the men she sees every day would love to touch them. She cups her bosoms, pushing them together and squeezing them, perking her nipples so she can see them just under the soft lace. Pulling one tit from its nest, she leans her head low and puts the nipple into her mouth, resting the dark pink flesh between her front teeth. Lightly biting it, she teases the end with her tongue, arousing herself with the wetness of her own mouth. Tilting her head back up, she hangs onto the moist nipple between her fingers, spinning it back and forth, keeping the nerve endings excited. She runs her other hand down her belly and into the warmth of her crotch. A moan escapes her lips when her fingers find themselves inside the folds of her pussy. Turning on the bed, Holly kicks her feet up, spreading her knees to give her nimble fingers more room for play. She turns and looks to her side, still keeping track of her mirror audience. Watching herself masturbate is proving to be more exciting than she had expected.  

Her clit feels slick and swollen under her fingertip as she traces circles in the wetness. She rubs around and around, then slides a finger inside of her pussy for just a moment, then goes back to her clit. She watches in the mirror as her body writhes on the bed. Once again, she pushes her breast to her mouth, sucking the nipple in her lips, nibbling at the same time. Her hips lift off the bedspread as she grinds them in rhythm with her rubbing. The wetness spreads across her entire pussy, making everything warm and sticky. She can feel the orgasm coming as she watches the ecstasy show itself in her facial expressions. Her back arches as she climaxes. She lets go of her breast and shoves three fingers deep into her pussy as she continues rubbing her clit with her other hand. Catching another glance at herself in the mirror, she can’t help but grin.  

As the tremors subside, Holly stands and tells herself it’s time to get ready for another fun day at the office. Almost ashamed of what she’s just done, she turns her back to the mirror and finishes dressing. Feeling a bit saucy today, with one orgasm under her belt for the day already, Holly decides to look a little more sexy for her co-workers. With breasts on display, and legs looking like they reach the sky, she walks out the door and gets into the car.  

The normally long drive seems to take even longer today. Traffic is sparse and the skies are blue as far as she can see. As she comes up to the interstate, she merges into the bustling streams of cars all headed to their owners’ workplaces. After switching channels on the radio several times, she lands on some classic rock and sits back to finish the last leg of the drive. Looking out the driver’s side window, she sees a semi keeping pace with her. She glances up to see the face of a young man staring down at her and pointing. The driver is leaning to get a peek too. Holly realizes that her low-cut top must be the topic of the discussion in the cab of the semi. Not wanting to disappoint, she unbuttons the top 2 buttons and lets the boys see all of her breasts, poking out of her bra like fleshy hilltops. The driver of the semi pulls the airhorn in appreciation. Laughing, Holly speeds up and away from the truckers, switching lanes to take her exit to work.   

When she arrives at the office, she plops down in her chair, already hearing the endless chatter from the people surrounding her. She opens an email outlining the day’s activities, realizing that she will have meetings with her superiors most of the day. With a sigh, she closes the window and picks up her notebook, on her way to the conference room for the first of many meetings.  

The conference room is full of people in stuffy clothing. Holly feels a bit self-conscious of the low-cut blouse she chose for today until she notices that most of the men in the room are ravishing the view. With the events that have already transpired still fresh in her mind, she takes this opportunity to be the vixen of the meeting, keeping everyone’s attention on her. As she sits, she makes sure to lean over especially far, giving the men across from her a perfect view of her barely hidden breasts. With a mischievous grin, she winks at the man directly across from her, seeing that he can’t take his eyes off of her cleavage. Holly looks down the table at the participants in the room. Her eyes land on a quiet man in the corner, who hadn’t been drooling over her entrance. She can tell he’s a real “company man” and his focus is directed at the laptop resting on his legs. Deciding to make this unknowing man her objective for the day, Holly keeps glancing at him. He eventually looks up, and in Holly’s direction. She gives him a kind smile, with all of her dirty thoughts running rampant in her imagination. He’s very cute in the face, with boyish good-looks and warm brown eyes. He smiles back then turns his attention back to the laptop. As the meeting progresses, Holly imagines what he must look like under his clothes, what it would be like to fuck him like he’s never been fucked before. She chokes back a giggle as she pretends to listen to the presenter rambling about projected numbers for the next quarter.

When the meeting ends, Holly hangs after the crowd, waiting for the man in the corner to pack up his equipment. As he stands and starts toward the door, she jumps up and falls in behind him. “That was a good meeting,” she says offhand. The man turns to look at her and nods in agreement, “Yeah, I got a lot of good data.” Looking at her watch, Holly gives her most charming smile to the man, “You know, it’s lunch time, you want to catch a quick bite at the deli down the block with me?” The man opens his eyes wider, then smiles back. “Sure, why not?” he says. “My name is Cameron, I work in sales. I’m sorry, I don’t think I caught your name.” He shifts his paperwork and messenger bag so he can extend his hand to her. Holly reaches to him, tucking her fingers into his warm, soft hand. “Hi there, I’m Holly, I work in sales, too. My car is out front, if you don’t mind riding with a crazy woman driver.” Cameron laughs at the joke and follows her out the front doors.  

As they reach her car, Holly hangs back a second to let her guest climb in. Once he’s seated, Holly bends deeply at the waist to slide her purse into the back seat. She knows that Cameron can’t help but get a peek at her cleavage. When she settles into her seat, she notices that he’s slightly blushing, but with a grin on his sweet lips. As they pull out of the parking lot, the conversation turns to their plans for the afternoon. They find that they’ll both be in conference call meetings together for the rest of the day. Playfully, Holly invites Cameron to attend the meetings from her office, since it’s slightly larger and he has his laptop with him anyways. Cameron thinks about it while they get their lunches. On the way back to the office, he finally agrees that it would be fun to listen to the meetings together.

Upon returning, Holly rushes up to her office to get ready for her new friend. She closes the vertical blinds halfway, leaving just enough light in the room to be comfortable. As she’s shuffling the papers on her desk into a folder, there’s a knock at the door. Cameron found her office and is ready for the first of many meetings for the afternoon.  

They chit-chat about office happenings for a few minutes while they wait for the meeting to begin. Cameron is watching Holly’s lips move as she talks, occasionally meeting her glance with his big, brown eyes. In the back of her mind, Holly is concocting a plan to get this man into her web. After calling into the conference call, Holly goes to shut the door so that they don’t disturb anyone outside of her office. As she walks back to her chair, she puts her hand on Cameron’s shoulder and offers him a quick massage while they’re listening to their bosses talk. Not sure how to take this advance, Cameron stutters a “yes” even though Holly is already running her strong hands across his shoulder blades. She laughs softly under her breath, knowing that the plan has been put into action.

Voices come from the speakerphone as Holly continues to massage her guest. At first, he was uncomfortable, but as her nimble hands work his muscles, he starts to loosen up. He realizes that having a sexy coworker putting her hands on him isn’t so bad after all. Soon, he feels Holly moving away from his chair and turns around to see her going back to her office door to turn the lock. With a mischievous grin on her face, she moves to stand in front of Cameron, standing between his outstretched legs. She glances back to make sure that they are muted from the rest of the meeting, then raises an eyebrow in his direction. Leaning down, she puts one hand on each of the arms of his chair, close enough so that he can feel her breath on his cheek. Then her mouth is on his neck, softly licking and kissing the flesh there. He puts his arms up so that his hands cup her large breasts. Holly stands back up and his hands trail down her sides and past the short hem of her skirt. He tucks his fingers under the fabric and lifts it up over her thighs, revealing her panty-less lower half.  

Cameron leans forward to meet her private parts with his lips. He kisses the bare skin above her slit, stretching his arms around her torso, pulling her closer to him. Holly exhales a heavy sigh as his kisses go further down. He stands, hands still on her hips, and pushes her back towards the desk. He pulls her legs from under her, setting her up onto the desktop. Holly leans back, resting her hands behind her, spreading her legs as an invitation. Cameron doesn’t hesitate, dropping to his knees before her. As he buries his head between her thighs, Holly giggles to herself and throws her head back. She can feel his tongue probing the folds of her pussy. He’s teasing her clit with the tip of his tongue, then sucking at the flesh. As her box becomes soaked with his saliva and her juices, she feels him start to lap at her slit like an animal. He’s running his hands up and down her thighs as he works, giving Holly goosebumps all over her body. Her eyes are closed, head is back, breathing heavily. Then she feels the touch of his fingers on her opening, teasing her before he enters her. He holds her upraised clit between his teeth then shoves his fingers inside of her. First just one, then two. Holly looks down at him to see him looking back at her reaction. She smiles at him devilishly and raises an eyebrow.  

With his fingers still inside of her, he stands up between her knees. His other hand gropes Holly’s breasts as he dives toward her neck, kissing, sucking, biting at her. He squeezes her nipple between his fingers as he sucks her ear lobe. Cameron can feel his pants constricting his cock as it throbs, waiting to be inside of this woman. He pulls away from her to undo his pants. Holly takes the opportunity to jump off of the desk and turn around, lifting her skirt over her pale white bottom. Cameron can see the moisture glistening on her opening, waiting for him to enter. He pulls her toward him with one hand as he guides his throbbing member into her with the other. Holly moans as she feels him filling her up. She holds onto the edge of her desk as he starts pumping his hips, drilling farther and farther into her body. Cameron gazes down at the sight of his penis going in and out of her pussy, getting wetter and wetter, hotter and hotter.  

Deciding to change positions, Cameron pulls his sopping wet cock out of Holly’s pussy. She turns to him, grabbing his collar and pulling him to her. She reaches one hand down and strokes him as she kisses him fully on the lips. She feels him shaking under her hands with excitement. She lets go of his manhood long enough to pull him to the other side of her desk, then shoves him into her chair. He reaches to her, grabbing her hips as she lowers herself onto his lap. Holly reaches between her legs to tease her clit with the head of his dick for a moment. Her other hand is firmly on his shoulder, watching his open-mouthed reaction to what she’s doing. After arousing herself, she slides the head of his cock into the warmth of her pussy once again. Cameron closes his eyes and tilts his head back, exhaling deeply as she takes him in. When he feels her pelvis hit the bottom of his shaft, he looks back at her. Her heaving breasts are in his face as she rides him in the chair. He reaches up to them, pushing his face into them. Holly starts working her hips faster and faster and Cameron can feel her getting closer to an orgasm as her pussy grasps tighter on his shaft. He watches her face, wanting to see the very moment that she goes over the edge.  

Within moments, he sees what he’s been looking for. Holly’s eyes get wide and her jaw drops. Cameron can feel the inside of her body, squeezing and contracting his cock, dripping juices onto his testicles. Once over the initial rush of the orgasm, Holly looks directly into Cameron’s eyes with deep intent. She starts to ride him like a mechanical bull. He’s so close to exploding, he tries to slow her down. Holly nods over at the desk, bringing Cameron back to the reality that there is a meeting about to finish up on the speakerphone. Holly continues to rock her hips, drawing his cock in and out of her. As he starts to come, he throws his head back against the chair, closing his eyes tight. When he reopens them, Holly is smiling down at him with her fingers on her lips.

As she stands, she pushes her skirt back down over her thighs, hiding her pussy again. Cameron grins at her from the chair, drained from the action that just occurred. Holly reaches past him and unmutes her phone in time to tell everyone goodbye and thank you for the meeting. They take a moment to laugh about their own personal meeting while they smooth the wrinkles from their clothes.

As we pull up to the cabin, you look over at me and give me the sexiest bedroom eyes ever. I can feel my body shaking with anticipation, thinking of all of the dirty, dirty things I want to do to you. You walk around the car, open my door and gather me up in your arms, carrying me to the cabin. As I look up at you in the sunlight, I think about how goddamn sexy you are, all rugged and sweet at the same time. Your beautiful eyes are sparkling, and I feel your strong arms holding me tightly to your hard body. I can smell you all around me, it's intoxicating as I try to catch my breath from the sudden flush of arousal running through me. I want your hands and skin all over me, above me, around me, inside of me.

As we go into the cabin, the bed is the first thing we look for. You lay me down, then lean over me, gently kissing my forehead. You're looking down into my eyes, brushing my hair from my face so tenderly and lovingly. As you lean down to kiss my lips, I gently run my hands down your sides, pulling your body close to mine. Our kisses get deeper and more passionate. The light touches turn into heated pawing. We have all weekend to calm our urges, but the waiting and anticipation is making it impossible to not give in immediately. We quickly strip each other down. Sweaty and breathing heavy, we fuck like animals, hard and fast, relishing the sexual liberation after keeping these feelings so pent up. We don't want to burn up all of our energy, so we get off quickly and get back to preparing for the weekend. We have "supplies" from the hardware store that will need to be prepared before the evening.

After dinner, we settle in with some nice scotch. We're both antsy for the night's events to begin. I go into the back room to change into my night-wear. A black corset, black garter, black stockings....I make sure what we need is ready as well. Eye bolts in the four posts of the bed, with chains and cuffs at the ends. Bucket of ice on the bedside table, as well as massage oil, duct tape, silk scarf, and a six inch long 3/4" dowel rod. On the bed itself, are laying 2 toys. One vibrator and one dildo. I put on the black, studded collar I brought and hand you the other end of the leash that's attached to it. I am now in your power, only to do as you make me.

You pull me by my leash over to the fireplace, standing me in the light of the flames, just so. You walk all the way around me, touching my body in different places, running your fingers over my skin, leaning in to taste me occassionally. You yank down on the leash, forcing me to the floor. Holding my face up, with one hand under my chin and the other grasping the leash tighter, you tell me to take your pants off slowly. I reach out to unbuckle the belt o'death, then unbutton your pants, sliding them down around your knees. You yank the leash hard, pulling my face to your crotch, commanding me to kiss your cock. I lightly kiss the head, seeing your body react to the touch of my lips to the sensitive skin. You step out of your pants, then pull me back up to my feet. You lead me by my leash to the side of the bed, not being gentle anymore, showing me who is boss. You take the roll of tape off of the table, then bind my hands together at the wrists. You tie the lead of the leash to the bed post, telling me to lay down on my back. You then cuff my ankles to the foot of the bed, spreading my legs apart to reveal my hot, excited pussy. As I am stretched across the bed, you start to touch me. Lightly at first, running the tips of your fingers across my skin, over my breasts, down my stomach to my waist, then down my thighs and back up on the inside, getting close to my crotch but not touching it. Then you start fondling me harder, squeezing my breasts, pinching my nipples, grabbing at my body. I can feel your strength and how much you're restraining yourself from really tearing into me. You start nibbling at me, easy at first, then hard with your teeth. You bite my inner thighs, my breasts, my neck. I start to moan in ecstasy, loving this animal side of you. Not ready to hear me yet, you pull the dowel rod off of the table and shove it into my mouth. You reach for the toys on the bed. I know you're about to violate me with them, and the excitement makes my pussy start to drip. I can feel hot cum starting to run down my taint. You tie the scarf around my eyes, blindfolding me. Before you start, you reach over and pull out a piece of the ice. My breath stops in my chest when I feel it touching my clitoris. You start to gently rub the ice in small circles in my pussy. The heat makes it melt and my pussy is now even more wet and excited. I'm whimpering now for you to put something into me. My pussy aches wanting to be filled. The cool ice is gone, replaced by your finger, rubbing my clit, then sliding it into me. When you're satisfied that I'm ready, you slide the dildo in. Pushing it in as far as you think I can take it, then pulling it back out, watching my body arch with pleasure from finally being penetrated. You work the dildo in and out, faster and faster, then harder. Just when I think I can't take anymore of the pounding you're giving me, I hear you turn on the vibrator. You touch it to my clit and immediately I'm sent over the edge. I'm struggling against the restraints, trying to move away from the vibrator, but you keep it on my clit, until I start screaming in painful pleasure. You pull the dildo out of my sopping, dripping box, then lovingly rub my swollen clit as I start to let the slack back to the chains. You pull the rod out of my mouth, and kiss my lips. After uncuffing my ankles, you flip me over to my stomach. You cuff my bound wrists to the head of the bed, and recuff my feet to the foot of the bed in a twisted spread-eagle. I feel you get behind me, lifting my hips so you can get inside of me. You pull back on my hair with one hand as you start to thrust, then take your other hand and pull the leash back as well. Using my hair and the leash like reins, you fuck me harder and harder, I can feel my body pulling against the restraints. It feels so good to have your huge, throbbing cock pounding into me. As you're about to come, you pull your cock out and let it go all over my ass and lower back. After cleaning up the mess, you unchain me and we take a quick break to gather our strength.

Now it's my turn to take advantage of you. I start by making you lay face down on the bed. I climb up on your back and get the massage oil from the table. I start giving you a massage, working the warm oil into your tight muscles, worked up from the evening's events so far. I rub my hands all over your strong back and down your strong sexy legs. I have you roll over to your back and straddle you as I rub oil into your chest. I feel your heart beating under my hands as I'm rubbing you. I continue further down your chest, then down your quads. I start to dig my fingertips into your muscles, feeling the sexual need start to take over. I move to the side of the bed. Standing over you, I tell you not to fucking move and to only do as I say, nothing else. I take your hand and lead you to the fireside again. I make you stand in the firelight so I can look at your body, all the different angles, curves, the way the muscles move when you do. I tell you to stay still, then walk around you, kissing every where I feel the urge to. I kiss your strong arms, your shoulders, your collarbones. I run my hands all over your body, across your stomach, down your sides, grab your ass. I stand on my toes and kiss you passionately on the mouth. Then I take both of your hands and pull you to the floor so you're kneeling in front of me. I sit down on the chair by the fire, and spread my legs in front of you. I tie the scarf around your throat, leaving myself enough to lead you by. I pull your face close to my pussy, whispering to be nice. I rest my legs up on your shoulders. Then, I tell you to lick my clit; letting you know when you're hitting the spot, leading your head with the scarf. When I'm getting close, I tell you to slow down, kiss my clit. I ask you to put your tongue inside of me. When you do, a rush of hot pleasure runs through me, and I want you to fuck me right then. I push you back away from me, putting my feet back onto the floor. I stand up, pulling you up with me, then lead you back to the bed.

It's now my turn to cuff you down. I use all four restraints to make sure that you're not going anywhere, chaining you onto your back. With your feet chained, your legs are apart enough for me to kneel on the bed between your knees. I lean down and start nibbling at the insides of your thighs. Starting near your knees and working my way up into the soft parts of your legs. I bite the sensitive skin at your waist, where your hips cut to your pelvis. You jump slightly at the pain, but I don't ease up. I push myself back up, digging my nails into your thighs. Your cock is hard, wanting me to pay attention to it. I lower my mouth onto it, devouring the whole thing in one gulp. I run my tongue up and down it inside my mouth, holding your balls with my hand, massaging them. I move my head up and down, pressing my lips around your cock. I love to suck your dick. I can feel the blood pumping through it, throbbing in my mouth. I pull your cock out of my mouth, grasping it with one hand, then move my lips to your balls. I softly lick your sack, first sucking one ball into my mouth, then the other, then both. As I do this, I'm slowing massaging your cock with my hand, squeezing with my thumb just at the head. You're starting to move against the chains, wanting to thrust with your hips, but you can't. I climb onto my knees and tell you to be still. I straddle you, bringing my pussy down onto your erect cock. Slowly moving down, letting you fill me up as I bring my hips down to yours. I reach for the scarf still tied around your neck, holding onto it like a jockey. I work my hips on you, feeling you inside of me. I pull the scarf tight, almost choking you, working myself harder and harder on you, trying to feel you all the way in me. I lean down to you and ask if you like what I'm doing. You don't answer me right away, so I give you a quick slap across the face. You seem to not like that and I feel you pull against the chains, writhing below me. You're looking at me with crazy determination in your eyes, making me hot to fuck you. You finally tell me that you want to come. Still holding the scarf with one hand, I reach for the vibrator with my other. As I continue to work myself on you, I turn the vibrator on, lean back with your cock going in and out of my pussy and touch the vibrator to my clit. It's like wild fire through my veins, and I start bucking immediately. Fucking you with every ounce of lust I have for you. I lean my head back, about to scream when I feel you coming inside of me, all of your muscles tense under me. Suddenly the orgasm takes me, I'm gushing down your cock, feeling my muscles contract against you. When I can't take it anymore, I lay down onto your chest. Wrapping my arms around your neck. We're a sweaty mess in the bed. I uncuff you and we lay in the glow of the awesomeness for a while.