The Yarg's Movie Reviews - Meat Market 1&2
By: The Yarg
 THEM! OK, these movies are several years old, but I will make this a point in every updated movie review post, to add a unknown zombie film I have seen... to bring it to the eyes of people everywhere These movies, are low budget at its finest, and by low budget I do not mean a million dollars, or one hundred thousand dollars, I am talking less than ten thousand dollars. These films are extremely cheesy, full of unneeded nudity at times, and have storylines that make little to no sense, yet after all of that, they are fun to watch, for any zombie fan... Centers around 2 government agents, who unbeknownst to them, helped the zombie epidemic happen. Joining them are 3 Vampire women with laser blasters, yes, laser blasters, like in Star Wars. And a Mexican wrestler, who while fighting with the dead, wrestles them into submission. Going throughout the city, they try to survive the apocalypse, looking for supplies and survivors... coming to a somewhat minute epic battle at the end... The second Meat Market, takes place about a year after the first, of which Argenta, the sole surviving agent, along with Nemesis the sole surviving Vampire, and a few others go on from city to city looking for survivors, of which they are finding fewer and fewer. Coming upon a survivor who leads them to a facility full of survivors, they are disarmed by the new "police force" and divided up, this new world, is run by a former motivational speaker named Bill, of which sanity has left a long time ago... Full of blood, guts, cannibalism, guns, lasers, vampires, wrestlers, explosions, fire, and enough insanity to shake a stick at, if you have a boring Saturday night planned, I recommend picking up these films, whether you love them or hate them at the end... you will have laughed your ass off, either in disgust, or in stupidity...
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