Sexy Losers

Jesus, is it time for another web comic review already? Is it nearly April? What day is this? I tell you – these monthly deadlines are going to kill me. Who writes several paragraphs a month – spouting their no good opinion -- over something trivial? This is the Internet! Nobody does that.

Honestly.

Ok, enough of my vapid introductions that won't make anyone laugh, to something – still pretty vapid but will make you laugh until you spunk a rainbow of joy. It's Sexy Losers by Clay and there is good news and bad news. The good news is that there are more laugh-out-loud moments per comic than nearly any other on the web. The bad news; the creator has gone into semi-retirement. It's "semi-retirement" because occasionally new strips "appear" on the site even though he insists that it's just our imagination.

I thought Sexy Losers would make a good review for GGO because well, it's a comic about sex. You don't have to Batman together the clues for this one too long. And nothing, absolutely nothing, is taboo or off limits here. So, the rigid of morals or uptight of disposition need move on. Although if you're here on this site, you're probably going to be ok.

It seems to me the best summary story arc of Sexy Losers is The Seduction of Madame X. It follows the adventures of a young man who is trying to get some action from local hentai artist and bombshell, Madame X. What seems to be a relatively simple task goes haywire every time with hilarious results. I imagine many guys can relate to Touro's futile attempts at scoring. (Or maybe I'm just the live-action Touro.)

My favorite story arc is Chie Sakamachi, Bukkake Porn Star. The truly tragic tale of a porn actress that hasn't had sex in years. Every guy she knows both professionally and personally just wants to jerk off on her face. Even the guys that don't know her professional work seem to catch on. But how did she end up this tragic heroine? It all started innocently enough, as it usually does.

And that's just scratching the surface. There's also the guy that's taken masturbation to an artform. Parodies of all sorts. The sex antics of stage magicians. The Scientific Erotican. And much more! Go now!

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